Changing a menstrual cup in the men’s roomis hard only because you were supposed to besix months pregnant by now, supposed to havelearned to puke here instead. But bleedingis all you know. Cough to cover thesquelching sound when you pull it out,or don’t, and leave them guessing. Wipethe blood from the toilet seat, or don’t,and let them think someone’s hemorrhaging.March to the sink with bloodied hands,resigned as a pallbearer. Nevermeet the eye of the man at the urinal.